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Wal-Mart breeds stupidity?
I love Wal-Mart. I shop there fairly frequently and often find good deals on items such as video games, electronics, CDs and home decor. You can’t beat the variety or the bargains. However, my hate for Wal-Mart is so much stronger than my love for it because it seems that as soon as someone pulls into the parking lot (other than me of course), they become stupid. The parking situation is a mess. Cars are strewn throughout the lot with wreckless abandon. Shopping carts are strategically placed throughout the lot like mines hidden under the sand. You know that unless you park your car as far from the store as possible, you are guaranteed at least one scratch, if not a dent or ding. To think, we haven’t even entered the store yet. Once inside, the situation does not get better. Even though you are faced with a plethora of sinful delights, a smorgasborg of bargains, an orgy of rolled back prices, you must first survive what I call the crash course or demolition derby of modern day retail. Shopping carts are slamming into each other, babies are crying, mothers and fathers are swearing and the “local” young punks are roaming the aisles looking for mischief. When its time to check out, you are faced with what can only be compared to woodstock, in size and smell. Hundreds of people are camped out in front of the registers, not moving and the odor emanating from the person in front of you is somewhat reminiscent of dirty feet. Customers shop in bulk, although half of the items are deleted from the transaction once they see the total. Why can’t Wal-Mart customers be more aware of how much money they are spending compared to how much money they have? Are Wal-Mart customers typically more stupid than customers at other stores or does Wal-Mart breed stupidity for the short time that a customer is there? Why is Wal-Mart so different than other Big Box retailers in that stupidity is out of control at Wal-Mart while at Target, there is no intellectual deficiencies? Why is it that every time I go to Wal-Mart, I swear I’ll never go back, yet I do, no more than one week later?
Darth Vader’s brother working his after school job
Just when I thought I would quit posting Star Wars videos and focus on something else, I find more that I just can’t resist. This is pretty good. I didn’t even search for this, I just happened to stumble across it during my “travels.” Enjoy–
The Big Dig’s New Name!!! Will you be the one to coin the phrase that will last forever?
Its clear now that the Big Dig in Boston was a big mistake. There have been nothing but problems since its conception and now someone has paid with their life. I think it is only appropiate to re-name the Big Dig. I’d like everyone who reads this post to submit their suggestion. I will pick a winner and post it (and who it is from) on Friday.
Good Luck
Star Wars/Star Trek Parody? Barely!!
This one is pretty bad but still a good find. They draw some parallels to star wars and star trek but don’t get too excited as it is mostly a ploy to suck you in. Its still fun to watch though. If adult themes and animated nudity offend you, you may not want to watch this.
When You Are Looking For Something To Do
I spend a lot of time surfing the internet looking for fun and interesting things. I can’t take all of the credit though. I find a lot of stuff on other sites and by word of mouth. About a year and a half ago, some friends at work told me about the site listed below. Although I tire of it quickly, I always come back to it as it has a satisfying quality, and infinite possibilities. Check it out. Guaranteed hours of fun.
When you need a laugh
I’m not sure where I found this site, but it cracks me up. Whenever I need a good laugh, this site does it for me. Check it out. Some of the content can be pretty rude so view it at your own discretion.
Take a look
More proof that I am a Sci-Fi Geek!!!
This is a great clip. All Star Wars fans will love and appreciate it.
